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So, I am about to reveal something amazing. Tonight started out like any old night. I strapped on my new shoes, looked like a streetwalker, and then changed into raggedy pants to look like a hobo streetwalker. I ate two pizookies at BJs with the hookers. I went to a random clambake. THEN, it HAPPENED.

A guy with a goater strolled in, opened up his tie-dyed back pack, and OUT JUMPED A WALLABE. A FUCKING TINY KANGAROO. AND IT HOPPED ACROSS THE ROOM. Then, I think I talked some pothead into purchasing one for me for the ol' 2-1. He confided that he'd been saving up 1600 dollars for just this occasion.

HAHA. I SAW A WALLABE AT A PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!